All Pottymouths Go To Hell

It seems that some CBS affiliates are worried that airing a 9/11 documentary will get them in trouble with the FCC because some firefighters curse in it. We all know that normal people NEVER curse in dire emergency situations, and that if the children heard something like that, they would become hellbound devilspawn. It's a given that all pottymouths go to hell.

It's OK to lie and deceive the masses on national television, but using the wrong synonym for 'feces' is just out of line and unforgivable, no matter what the situation is.